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I scissor-kicked a Maltese spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a swan 🦢 a crow a squirrel a koala 🐨 a coot a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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