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I scissor-kicked a Malian spy trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a coot a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird

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