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I scissor-kicked a Malian spy trying to throw bread at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a coot a koala 🐨 a squirrel a goose a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a crow a rat 🐀

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