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I scissor-kicked a Malaysian spy trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a crow a goose

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