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I scissor-kicked a Malaysian spy trying to throw peppercorns at …

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a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a blackbird

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