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I scissor-kicked a Luxembourger spy trying to throw shrimp at …

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a robin a pigeon a squirrel a coot a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀

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