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I scissor-kicked a Liechtenstein citizen spy trying to throw noodles at …

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a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a robin a goose a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆

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