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I scissor-kicked a Liechtenstein citizen spy trying to throw halloumi at …

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a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a blackbird a crow a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a magpie

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