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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a Latvian
spy
trying to throw
iceberg lettuce
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a pigeon
a coot
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a crow
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a duck 🦆
a raccoon 🦝
a rat 🐀
a squirrel
a blackbird
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