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I scissor-kicked an Austrian spy trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a duck 🦆 a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a crow a koala 🐨 a robin a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁

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