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I scissor-kicked an Austrian spy trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

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a blackbird a crow a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆

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