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I scissor-kicked a Kuwaiti spy trying to throw prawns at …

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a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a goose a coot a squirrel a pigeon a rat 🐀

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