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I scissor-kicked a Citizen of Kiribati spy trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a coot a goose a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝

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