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I scissor-kicked an Australian spy trying to throw fish fingers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a swan 🦢 a magpie a crow a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨

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