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I scissor-kicked an Australian spy trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a coot a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a magpie a crow a pigeon a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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