Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a woman
trying to throw
pizza
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a goose
a crow
a pigeon
a rat 🐀
a coot
a duck 🦆
a squirrel
a mouse 🐁
a robin
a koala 🐨
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