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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a woman
trying to throw
lemons
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
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a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a pigeon
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a magpie
a squirrel
a koala 🐨
a crow
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