Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I scissor-kicked a woman trying to throw lemons at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a coot a robin a pigeon

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.