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I scissor-kicked a woman trying to throw pitted olives at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a robin a goose a mouse 🐁 a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆

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