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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a shepherd
trying to throw
chocolate chips
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crow
a pigeon
a robin
a magpie
a coot
a rat 🐀
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a goose
a raccoon 🦝
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