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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a shepherd
trying to throw
shallots
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a blackbird
a squirrel
a coot
a raccoon 🦝
a swan 🦢
a duck 🦆
a magpie
a robin
a mouse 🐁
a crow
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