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I scissor-kicked a shepherd trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a robin a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a magpie

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