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I scissor-kicked a shepherd trying to throw bananas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a goose a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon

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