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I scissor-kicked a farmer trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a magpie a koala 🐨 a coot a pigeon a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝

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