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I scissor-kicked a farmer trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a magpie a coot a blackbird a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a crow

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