Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a farmer
trying to throw
avocados
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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🦄
random pathetic excuse
a crow
a rat 🐀
a pigeon
a raccoon 🦝
a blackbird
a duck 🦆
a goose
a magpie
a koala 🐨
a coot
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