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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a farmer
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
pizza
nacho cheese
prawn crackers
noodles
halloumi
fish fingers
shallots
ice-cream cones
rice pudding
candy floss
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