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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a farmer
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
baked beans
scrambled egg
tomato ketchup
mushy peas
candy floss
prawns
nacho cheese
pizza
fish fingers
chocolate chips
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