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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a blackbird a coot a duck 🦆 a pigeon

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