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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a crow a swan 🦢 a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a robin a blackbird a duck 🦆

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