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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a swan 🦢 a magpie a duck 🦆 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁

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