Sorry I'm late today
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Superhero
I
scissor-kicked
a ticket inspector
trying to throw
candy floss
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝
a squirrel
a duck 🦆
a blackbird
a robin
a pigeon
a mouse 🐁
a rat 🐀
a goose
a coot
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