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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a goose a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a coot a rat 🐀

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