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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a crow a blackbird a magpie a coot a rat 🐀

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