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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a squirrel a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a crow a koala 🐨

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