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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw rice at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a coot a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a squirrel a robin a crow a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆

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