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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw garlic cloves at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a koala 🐨 a coot a squirrel a robin a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a rat 🐀

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