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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a magpie a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a coot a duck 🦆 a robin a swan 🦢 a crow
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