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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a crow a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a blackbird a swan 🦢

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