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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw gherkins at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a robin a swan 🦢 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a goose a magpie a rat 🐀

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