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I scissor-kicked a ticket inspector trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a robin a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a magpie a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆

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