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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a goose a crow a robin a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢

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