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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a crow a duck 🦆 a magpie a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝

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