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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw hummus at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a swan 🦢 a squirrel a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a goose a robin a magpie

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