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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a swan 🦢 a blackbird a pigeon a squirrel

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