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I scissor-kicked a milkman trying to throw chilli peppers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a goose a crow a blackbird a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a magpie a koala 🐨

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