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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw noodles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pigeon a koala 🐨 a goose a swan 🦢 a blackbird a magpie a robin a mouse 🐁 a coot a crow
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