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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a squirrel a crow a magpie a blackbird a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝

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