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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a magpie a pigeon a robin a goose a coot a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a squirrel
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