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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw halloumi at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a crow a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel a blackbird a goose
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