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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a swan 🦢 a crow a goose a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a coot a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨
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