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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw peanuts at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a robin a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆 a squirrel a pigeon a blackbird a coot a crow
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