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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swan 🦢 a mouse 🐁 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a goose a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a koala 🐨

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