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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a blackbird a robin a squirrel a duck 🦆 a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁
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