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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw potatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a squirrel a raccoon 🦝 a crow a swan 🦢 a magpie a pigeon a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a blackbird

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