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I scissor-kicked a taxi driver trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a blackbird a squirrel a goose a duck 🦆 a robin a crow a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨
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